1) Get arrested. I don't want to speak to soon, but I feel like if you make it past 25 without getting arrested, you're sort of in the clear. Orange will never be the new black for me.
2) Get punched in the face. If I were to get punched in the face, I would seriously need to have a coming to Jesus meeting about the people I was surrounding myself with or the situations I was putting myself in. Plus, I'd probably cry instead of defend myself which would just be embarrassing.
3) Get a tattoo. I sort of went through a phase where I was seriously considering getting a tattoo. I've had some cool ideas, but nothing that I've thought to be so awesome that I want to get it permanently inked on my body. Some people just love to get inked; more power to them. Personally, I'd like to think that if it's important enough, I can just think of it in my head without needing to look down at my tattoo to be reminded. Also, it just seems like everyone has them these days. I'm not going to hop on that train.
4) Date someone/have a relationship just because. Never good, never healthy. I know it's easy to settle or look past certain things that would normally bother the heck out of you, but it's best to avoid that death trap. I'm at the age where everyone I know seems to be getting married or having babies. Timing is different for everyone. Don't feel pressured to force something just because you feel like you're never going to have it if you don't have it right here and now...or at the same time as the people around you. Good things come to those who wait.
5) Be a snob. It's one thing to have your own standards and to be proud of your accomplishments, but a completely different thing to be a real you know what (and I'm not talking about a female dog!). Let's all just be nice, people.
6) Get a disease that doctors don't know how to treat. Oh gosh, would't that just be the most horrible thing?!...for obvious reasons.
7) Give into peer pressure. Past that point in my life. I've seen what kind of damage it can do. Unless you feel pressured to be awesome, then walk away from it. You are much cooler being your own person, and you know what you want and don't want to do. Plus you'll feel a lot better about yourself and the things you do if it's a true reflection of who you are on the inside.
8) Twerk. Twerk. Twerk.
9) Post a ridiculously depressive status update on Facebook (as long as it's around at least). This is a bit of a pet peeve of mine. It's one thing to post something inspirational or a tad bit sad. It's a completely different thing when I read a post that makes me want to start counseling even though I'm not the one experiencing it. People have their own fair share of drama in their own lives...they don't need mine too!
10) Judge or disrespect someone for who they truly are. There's a lot to be said about being comfortable in your own skin. I don't want to rain on anyone's parade. I can choose not to like someone and let that be that; never see them again if I choose. However, I would never be disrespectful towards someone or overly judgmental just because we're different.
11) Let the term yolo escape my mouth in a serious manner.
12) Get into an underground dog fighting club.
13) Watch the SPCA Sarah McLachlan commercials without crying or having to change the channel. My heart will have to freeze over before I can watch that commercial without becoming a blubbering idiot. It just makes me want to adopt all the little animals in the whole wide world.
14) Wear stilettos to a lawn party.
15) Cheat on my significant other.
16) Be with someone who's cheated in the past.
17) Sign up for a pole dancing class as an alternative to the gym. I think I'm good with the gym.
18) Re-create the movie Taken. As much as I love to travel, that would be a really horrible twist. Nothing puts a cloud over your vacation more than that. Although I wouldn't mind Liam Neeson coming to my rescue. ;) Be smart and use common sense while traveling, people. Also, trust your instincts. If you feel nervous or unsettled about a situation, there's probably a good reason for it and not just complete irrationality.
19) Let somebody make me feel bad about myself. Ain't nobody got time for that!
20) Date my best friend's ex. Just awkward no matter how you spin it.
21) Do drugs. Just say no, it's a much better idea.
22) Become a famous actress and then swap to music, or vice versa. Let's be honest though, I probably would if I could. Mama would be making the big bucks.
23) Run for political office. Being French Club president at OU was the peak of my political career, and I'm perfectly happy with that.
24) Not do something just because I'm afraid.
25) Buy a UT shirt. Boomer Sooner. The end.
26) Eat Spam.
27) Cannibalism. Nobody is ever THAT hungry.
28) Go to a Nickelback concert.
29) Get sick of Gilmore Girls. Not going to happen.
30) Make another anti-bucket list.
What are some of the things that would be on your anti-bucket list? Thanks for reading this silly little post. Hope everyone has a happy Friday!
-Taylor
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